thatcow

tooth and nail

fuck you browser - take away my review before I submit. arggh

ok, so we have a nail-biter here. lots of creepy, scary moments. So, it doesn't mesh perfectly with the previous movies, do we care? Or having an pyramid in antarctica, with each side in the style of a different earth civilization, which is conveniently a predator arena - all quite silly, but do we care?

Yes and no. It's formula, and those parts of the formula that work, work well. But how boring is it to knowingly watch the human cast be sacrificed one by one, and the one that survives be as predictable as anything? There's no sympathy that can develop when you know the outcome, and everyone is so... stereotyped I guess.

Good action, bad story/characters.

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