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May the Farce be with you...

The only decent acting done in this movie was performed by Liam Neeson (and that's not saying much). Everyone else, including that lil' bastard Ani (what else would you call a kid with no father? :-), was so...so...ARRRGH! It just really pissed me off. Jar Jar Binks should die of sonic diarhhea and burn in hell.

There's a reason why Lucas only directed Episode 4 in the first set of Star Wars movies. Sometimes the best writers don't make the best directors. Now we really know why.

Star Wars is a great invention and I commend Lucas on creating such a detailed universe. But he was trying to cram way too much story in way too little time.

Oh well... He's got some time to fix it.

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