please put a bullet in my head

OK.. Vin Diesel babysitting kids. nuff said. Some weird mix of Kindergarden Cop means Mrs Doubtfire means Spy Kids but worse

There is so little range in this guy that it is either the false drill sargent booming voice (uses Army terms but a Navy man) or doing a stupid song/dance for one of the toddlers.

The story is choppy at best. Faith Ford looks 'corky' sorry about the pun from her Murphy Brown days. The Chinese and Japanese actors they hired to play the North Koreans in the movie really ticked me off to. And Mr Diesel's Korean is awful. berry berry baaad

the kids got a bunch of laughs from the man tits and junk kicking scenes.... and the sad part is the audience applauded at the end of the movie.

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