thatcow

Ugh...

Man, I thought I knew what I was getting into when I started watching this. I figured it was gonna be anther "Resident Evil" style take on a video game. I was wrong...good God was I wrong.

From the stupid cuts to actual game footage and the dumbass kids and the obvious ripoffs of "BulletTime" from the Matrix...sigh... I can't believe that they got a relatively distinguished actor like Jurgen Prochnow to do this piece of crap.

Forget about it.

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