Brad Pitt can save this film!

Take Brad out of that Troy film into Van Helsing, create some logic - or take away some illogic, like getting down to just one "monster", and maybe there'd be something to watch. As it is, this is simply a ridiculous film, not to be taken seriously, and not something can really be taken not seriously either.
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