|
|
Brad Pitt can save this film! Take Brad out of that Troy film into Van Helsing, create some logic - or take away some illogic, like getting down to just one "monster", and maybe there'd be something to watch. As it is, this is simply a ridiculous film, not to be taken seriously, and not something can really be taken not seriously either.
Full profile for Van Helsing
Offsite info: Internet Movie Database
Review: I'm a vampire killing cowboy. ma'am.
 5/10 cody
Review: Not just dumb
2/10 andrew |
Latest Articles
login to submit an article
The Lazy Moviewatcher's Top... Something of 2004
Despite being busy watching all of 2003's movies at home, this reviewer did actually hit the theater a few times this year 2004-12-30 22:39:13... andrew
2003 Awards Tracker
So many awards, so much recognition - it's amazing how these people don't develop an ego 2004-01-29 21:45:11... andrew
How to set up a cheap home theatre
Constant upgrades and a host of revolving standards make the home theatre market hard to decide when to jump in. 2003-05-27 17:52:42... mastadonfarm Search
Popular Reviews
submit a review here Latest Reviews
submit a review here |
||||
|
indexes links credits privacy all contributed material © their respective authors everything else © 2020 thatcow link to this site | |||||
