thatcow

Stop the pain

I randomly was flipping through channels and caught a little bit of this film. I knew almost immediately how horrible it was. The overdone 80s soundtrack, the trite and expository dialog, and how much the actors were clearly trying to make up for it (or alternatively, their acting was simply that bad).

Usually, I don't like reviewing something without watching the whole film. There is just no way the rest of this film could make up for the few scenes I watched. Even a parody along the lines of Scary Movie has a way about itself where we're both in on the joke. I'm not even going to bother trying to relate to it in the MST3K, it's-so-bad-it's-good approach. There's potential for it, sure, but there's too many good movies out there to spend the time.

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