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Possibly the worst zombie film ever!

This movie was spoiled before it reached the cutting room floor. Actually, it would have been an improvement if they had cut every scene. The only comforting thought I got from this one, apart from knowing there was a toliet nearby, was waiting until it came to video. I wasn't surprised by all of the blood and guts and dismembered body parts, which is typical when you're aiming for a 13yr. old audience, who managed to break away from their video games when they heard there was a movie based on one. I was left with a bad taste in my mouth, and with the question of why Jonathan Cherry would be in this? Compared with the talent of his comedy act in 'Final Destination 2' the only thing I can figure is he must have been desperate for the dough. Do yourselves a favor and avoid this movie at all costs!
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